July 26, 2010

The Candy Man Can.

Good morning, starshine! The Earth says hello!

I just watched the old "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," and the whole time I had to tell my sister to stop complaining about how the new version is better. But, it was worth it. I hadn't seen that movie since I was, perhaps, six!

Are Oompa Loompas naturally orange? Or was it simply a bad spray tan?

Here on the island, time moves differently. I'm not kidding. Half an hour becomes forty-five minutes. This rare - but not unheard of - condition goes by the name of "Island Time." See, my sister's camp is supposed to end at four. And she appears out of nowhere at 3:11. Very mysterious...

You know how on "Project Runway" they sometimes use really strange objects to make clothing? I think someone should make a dress out of a coffee filter. Has it been done? Maybe I shall. Of course...I'd actually need more than ONE coffee filter, contrary to my previous statement. 

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats?

There is a very large bear sleeping in a chair, next to me.  I wish bears hung out at MY local library.

This is a colorful sentence.

Cartoons with good music are...good! Take "Arthur", for instance!

Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card!
A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K!
Crown City, you're dynamite! You're peaches and cream!


I also enjoy "Phineas and Ferb"

Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc.!


I have never succesfully flown a kite in my life. I think that is a very sad state of affairs and if any of you would like to teach me the art of Kite-Flying, I would be much obliged.

"There is no life I know that compares with pure imagination."

And, with that, I say adieu.

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